The Kingdom of Womble 16398 is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 2.338 billion Womble 16398ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.3%.

The strong Womble 16398ian economy, worth 105 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 45,164 dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 291,089 per year while the poor average 2,831, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 16398's national animal is the cobra, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 16398 is ranked 243,731^st in the world and 16,847^th in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.